I am excited about all the fun we can have tonight but I do have a question about all this baby stuff I found. I don't see why your Step-Mommy would leave all these diaper changing supplies right here if she didn't want me to find them. A bedwetting problem would explain why she hired a babysitter for a boy your age.

Honestly, I think these diapers are totally cute and it is really precious how shy you are about needing them. Maybe we should put you in one right now, just to get the embarrassment out of the way. Lie down and take off all your clothes like a polite and obedient little bedwetter. If you do everything that your babysitter says then I might even let you have a special big boy treat in your diaper before I am done playing with you.