We have just about everything ready to go for your trial. The thing is, of course, that we haven't really tested it! It sounds like you and your wife really want to give it a go though. This is the last-ditch effort to keep her around. It's very "heroic" of you, this whole thing. This is not going to be easy. It's probably going to hurt. The results could be life-altering though!

Of course, you will be a pioneer in this experiment and potential success. You have signed quite a bit of paperwork here, and this dose is the one that will make you... BIGGER. BETTER. STRONGER.

Let's make sure your size really qualifies you for this. So show me what you got... Oh, yes. That's such a sad penis, isn't it? So small. You could easily grow even a few inches and it would be a success. We've never had one that small. We'll use the full dose!

If anything goes wrong? Well, we are not responsible and you may not sue us. The side effect about penis disintegration... um... that's just a potential setback. I wouldn't call those "failures" so much as stepping stones towards a world where little dicks just don't exist at all.

And your dose? I bet it's a winner!

No more questions. Let's get started