i'm just relaxing on the couch, minding my own business, when i notice you STARING at my ASS! what are you looking at? OH, my ass crack! well, i'll give you a little show. you LOVE looking at my big, beautiful butt cleavage, don't you? watch me as i show it off for you, pulling my tight jeans down even more to reveal my big, deep ass crack, sliding my finger in and out of the top of my crack while you drool. i try to pull them up but they keep sliding right back down again. but you just love that, don't you?