You dummy! You ate the wrong enchanted treat! Instead of getting big, big, big, your already mediocre cock is now shrinking down into a tiny, tiny, tiny version of itself! Wow, its really going to suck to have such a small dick. A teeny tiny, shrimpy loser dick. Its going to suck to be such a disappointment in bed! I mean, how will it REALLY feel to pull your pants down and SEE the disgust on a woman's face? OMG. You can't even get anyone off with that itty bitty dicky. Every woman you fuck will have to fake it LOL. Variety in the bedroom is awesome. Smart, beautiful women are down to fuck tall guys, short guys, thin guys, chubby dudes, blondes, brunettes, you name it. Dick size, however? NOT negotiable. Women DO NOT want short or thin dicks. If you're not packing a long, thick dick with some serious veins and strength, just turn in your man card now and give up on your pathetic excuse of a sex life!