For months, now, I’ve tolerated your wildly inappropriate advances and offhand remarks. As My boss, I know you hold a certain...influence over the success I have in this job. But after you confessed your lust for Me in graphic detail in an e-mail I’m sure you never meant to send, the power balance here has shifted. Losing this job would mean a few frustrating months followed by inevitable employment elsewhere for me. But if I show the company - the whole world, really - just what a disgusting pervert you actually are, your whole career is over. Your six-figure salary, your marriage, your cushy job title - I can make each of these disappear with a snap of My finger. So I have a few ideas about how things are going to work around here from now on. This office has new rules, and it’s in your best interest to follow them down to the very last detail.