you insist that you want to be useful in My empire, and contribute as all good slaves must, but you’re consistently broke. The path to Master’s favor is paved with consistent tributes and gifts, and you’ve thus far left much to be desired. I’d have long tossed you aside if you hadn’t promised to do ANYTHING to bring in extra cash. As it happens, I know of a place where you can put your holes to use and make enough money to remain in My good graces. Of course, you’ll need some training first, which I’m happy to provide. With My expert guidance and your unbridled enthusiasm, I’m certain W/we’ll find much success with this new venture.