you're at the doctor for your annual checkup & all that's left for us to do is your hernia exam. i instruct you to take off your clothes and am immediately shocked and confused over your little wiener! i have to double check my chart to make sure you're actually an adult and not supposed to be in pediatrics because it's so small. between humiliation, i also invite OTHER people into the room to confirm what i'm seeing - including another doctor and a mother with her son who we can compare your tiny weeny to!