You know I prefer dating guys who are taller than me, especially since I love wearing high heels. But you're only 5'11" right? That's only an inch taller than me, but at least it's something. Wait, that can't be right. You're actually 5'7". Hmmm still not right. You're actually 5'1"! You're 9 inches shorter than me, and that's not including my heels! Since I'm clearly bigger and more powerful than you, I'm going to prove to you that I'm too much woman for you to handle