What's wrong hunny.... you've got a head ache....oh dear well go upstairs and get yourself in bed then, you can stay off school

You've got to stay in bed sweetheart, if your ill that's the best place got you, plus mommy has work to do.... Fine here take these tablets and go sit on the couch, then I'll take you upstairs and tuck you in shortly.

What now! I'm trying to get on with work, if your poorly you should be in bed not down here! Now get to bed! Your pee pee hurts and it's all hard oh well errr stop touching it then.

Mommy thinks she may have given you the wrong tablets, now it's nothing to worry about just do as mommy says and it will all be ok, first take off your bottoms.. Then listen carefully!