You know what I did last night, cuck? I went on a date with a sexy, intelligent, switchy woman that I met on Tinder. She and I hit it off so well that we ended up invited my boyfriend to join us. You know, the one with the nine inch dick?

We kept the party going and continued dancing together, until the sexual tension was so thick that we physically could not take it anymore anymore. We called an Uber back to our place, and wait until you hear about everything we did that you never will have the chance to. It's your place as a cuck to listen, not to live it.

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