Well honey, would you like a coffee? I mean, that is what I invited you up here for... Milk? Sugar? Here you go then, enjoy. Ha! Got you now. The shrinking potion is immediately effective, and now you're small enough to hold in my hand. Not that you were far off before, shrimpy. When I saw you I knew it wasn't going to take much to shrink you down. Now, where did you leave your wallet? Geez, what a cheapskate. Did you really take me out on a date with only enough money for dinner, nothing for a bar afterwards? At least you were good enough to leave all your credit cards in here, and since you've been running your mouth off over dinner I can probably spend up big before anyone notices. The only thing left is to find somewhere to hide you. Safest to keep you with me at all times, I think. Say... you spent all evening staring at my ass and trying to touch it. Why don't you LIVE in my ass now, loser.