you have been living by society's standards your whole life, which has led you to live a boring vanilla existence. Yawn. Unfortunate, but there is hope for you. All you need to do is cultivate your kinky garden and add some fetish fun into your life. Before you can do that, you will need to face some of your current (antiquated AND incorrect) beliefs about Women and sex head on and confront the hangups that surround your present awareness. The best way forward is to accept that ALL Women are perfect in all their various presentations AND that you must learn to love AND worship these natural beauties. What better fetish to introduce you to these concepts than hairy armpit worship? Listen closely to My wisdom and focus intently on My perfectly hairy pits~