Seriously though, it must really suck to have a small dick. A teeny tiny, shrimpy loser dick. It must suck to be such a disappointment in bed. I mean, how does it REALLY feel to pull your pants down and SEE the disgust on a woman's face? You can't even get anyone off with your mediocre cock. Though you may have had girlfriends fake it in the past, don't delude yourself into believing anyone has ever derived any pleasure from your tiny dicklette. Every woman you have ever been with has faked it. Variety in the bedroom is awesome. Smart, beautiful women are down to fuck tall guys, short guys, thin guys, chubby dudes, blondes, brunettes, you name it. Dick size, however? NOT negotiable. Women DO NOT want short or thin dicks. If you're not packing a long, thick dick with some serious veins and strengths, just turn in your man card now and give up on your pathetic excuse of a sex life