Why would I ever fuck you? I mean, as far as boyfriends go, you’re pretty lame. You’re not that hot, or charismatic. You make a lot of money, which makes you worth dating, but not like... to the point where I’m inclined to have sex with you. I don’t want to muck my pristine pussy up with a slimy man dick. Here, how about this... you’ve been a good boyfriend. I’ll allow you to jerk off to my ass. That way, not only do you still get to benefit from your status as a man being boosted by virtue of dating me, but you will still be able to enjoy orgasms in your relationship. Its win/ win, especially considering I have the hottest ass you’ve ever seen. Its an absolute pleasure to be granted permission to stroke to this juicy booty!