Your last breakup left you heartbroken, didn't it? Hanging on by a thread, hoping for her to come back, even though you know that likely won't happen. You need a pick-me-up, something to make you feel better, feel whole again... and I know just the right thing.

You need to jerk to your ex. It'll help you reframe the narrative of your breakup, see her in a new light, and move on... maybe. It could hurt, sending you deeper into a spiral of lonely handhumping... but I really think it'll help. Trust Me... follow my directions and you'll find yourself in a whole new state of being.