Introducing the newest Goon Goddess, Bratty Lindsay (@BrattyLindsay) .. It’s kind of funny, really. I left you because you got super into porn behind my back and I knew that I deserved better than you .. but now I’ve heard you’re doing it again to your CURRENT girlfriend? Stupid gooner, you never learn do you? Well, in an effort to save her from your selfish bullshit, I’m going to make you goon and pump to me. And being the moron you are, you won’t be able to resist, even as I am ruining another relationship for you. Truthfully, you SHOULD be single. You’d have all the free time in the world to goon to me.