we are in bed together and you finally popped the question "what was your sexual past like?" great. now i have to tell you about all my slutty escapades. i start shy but once i realize you're into hearing about what a slut your girlfriend is, i start getting really excited and into it as well. i even encourage you to stroke while i tell you about everything i've done: threesomes, affair with a married man, having train run on me at frat parties... near the end i'm practically drooling, hoping you might let me even return to my whore ways!