I love showing off my report card to remind you which sibling got all the brains in this house. I am having a great time mocking you with my straight A grades when you say something...strange that makes me feel a little funny. You start to talk about putting "triggers" in my audio books but thinking is so hard and I feel so squirmy in my panties that I just can't understand what you mean. Luckily, you change the subject to something I suddenly care about very much-slutty clothes!

You have brought me some new outfits as a present but you tell me I can only model them for you if I wear my other presents underneath. A stack of adorable, puffy diapers! For some reason, diapering myself and showing off my hot body to my brother sounds like the best idea ever. I can't wait to wiggle my diaper butt in your face while I try on these outfits that leave my tits totally bare. Do you think I should take some diaper selfies for my social media friends too? Duh! What a dumb question. Of course I should show off my cute diapers to as many people as possible!