You arrive to a job interview as a toilet attendant. I of course hire, as you fit the position for the role. I have known you for quite some time and I have known for a while you're quite a pathetic, gross loser. So naturally, Im not surprised you arrived to this job interview.
I pïmp you out as a bathroom attendant at a seedy establishment. Duties: lick floor/urinals/toilets, give blowjobs/rimjobs, serve as urïnal, eat shït, condom disposal. You are a disgusting loser who gets off to this stuff.