I refuse to do this anymore. I can't keep pretending to be your girlfriend. At first it was just a game. I wanted to see how hard I could use you. I let you think we were in a relationship, and OMG. You SPOILED Me. It barely took any effort at all to completely suck you dry. But now... I just can't stomach it any further. You're such a loser, and its gotten to the point where you're too pathetic for Me to even have fun using you. Its over. Finito. But not before I let you know exactly why you will never have a REAL girlfriend... and why you'll always be the chump getting duped by hot women