Claudia orders you to sit down, that she has something to tell you. She lights a cigarette, taking a long inhale before blowing the smoke right in your face. She explains that she is sick of looking at your ridiculous hair – that bald spot is undeniable, and it’s time to cut the rest of it off. She isn’t going to put up with any arguments, she has already booked an appointed. At the salon, she lights another cigarette and teases you about the humiliating haircut which she has picked out, one that accentuates your bald spot. She tells you that once you get home she thinks the bald spot, and you, will make a perfect human ashtray…