The socially awkward loser to masturbation addict pipeline is tragic... yet predictable. I've seen boys just like you in my daily life for years. I see how my presence intimidates you... scares you even... and yet you can't help the powerful lustful urges I elicit from you. Beautiful women make you feel like even more of a twerp, but that only adds an edge to your nightly stroking routine. The insults make you harder. The rejection shames and excites you. You're all sorts of fucked up.