I know we've only just met, but I insisted we go ahead and get a hotel room so that we could "get to know each other". you follow Me to the room and I waste no time stripping down to My white lace lingerie. you are horrified at the thought of your secret being discovered... though it doesn't take Me long to catch on. you're a virgin- rock hard, absolutely clueless, and more than a smidgen afraid. Wow. you are SUCH a disappointment... a loser. I can't believe it... My night is basically ruined! Luckily, I know how to salvage My evening, and honestly- It's in your best interest to do as I say. I'm gunna make you hump a pillow for My enjoyment. Move your hips just like I do.... stroke EXACTLY how I say. Do it, loser. Hump this pillow!