Do you know how fun it is to use you as easily as I do? Think about it. You love serving me. You love doing everything I tell you to do, no matter how it affects your real life. I'm so powerful, I can easily manipulate you through a computer screen. All I have to do is dole out pre-recorded videos, remind you what a hopeless loser you are, and voila. I have a slave for life, and I get whatever my bratty little heart desires.. while you get... NOTHING!