I have no idea what it's like to have to get up every morning for work, like five days a week. It sounds super gross. When do you have time to have fun? You're slaving away all these hours, but don't have the freedom or energy to enjoy that income. How miserable. I feel awful for all that cash that doesn't get to be spent! Those poor paychecks sit in your bank account, all alone and only ever used to pay your loser bills. No fun nights out or anything. That money needs a new home. It's cruel of you to condemn it to a loser's life and a loser's expenses. Hand that cash over to me, where it can live in a princess's bank account, being spent indiscriminately on my every whim and want. Allow that cash to live a hot girl summer, with me and all my hot friends. Let's turn that boring loser cash into fun vacay cash!