I know ya'll are proud of yourselves- all these little challenges ya'll keep coming up with month after month: your "Locktobers" and "No Nut Novembers"... they're...cute? Like, way to really "challenge" yourself, bucko. But, seriously- I'm not impressed. 30 days to a keyholder like Me is NOTHING! If you *really* wanna show Me that you are serious about chastity... I've got a REAL challenge for you!

You will not be disappointed.