I know you are just my lowly assistant but today you have the privilege of witnessing history with the first demonstration of my new mind control device. You can also be my first test subject. Wait. Something is not right, I feel funny...

I don't know what happened to my machine but I will figure it out with my crayons and stuffies. If my diapy stays dry long enough. I tried to hold it like a big girl but it's too hard. You have to change my diaper if I do have an accident. That's the rules because you are the lowly assistant and I am the big smart boss. Yes, you do! I can't solve these hard math problems in a wet diaper.