Thank you for meeting with me today to take a look at the house and the bed that you want to sell with the house. I'm sure my buyer's will be very happy. It's such a nice bed! Nice and quiet...lol! Wait, you don't really have any fun in your own bed? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you and your wife aren't very sexually active. Oh, she's out of town for the weekend? I mean since neither of us have any weekend plans...what do you think about having one last fuck in your old bed and soon-to-be former house?