*CUSTOM - Uses name 'Eric'* you have been relentlessly trying to get My attention, claiming that it's the least I owe an "alpha" like you, and I've finally decided to humor you. I'm going to tell you about yourself, and you're probably not gonna like it. Because not only are you NOT an alpha, you're not even worthy enough to be called a beta. But don't worry - I'll let you know exactly what "patriotic alphas" like you really are.