Ugh, I am so glad to be home. Work today was just awful. That terrible little upstart in my team was giving me grief again, even though he's only been there for a few weeks. What a complete pain in the ass! Anyway, I told him what was what and he had this weird little tantrum, telling me I was going to be ‘too big for my boots'. I've been feeling funny all afternoon, I think the fight must have bothered me more than I expected it would. AND I think my clothes must have shrunk in the wash. This shirt was fine this morning, but I swear it's gotten tighter as the day has gone on! In fact... I think maybe I'm getting bigger. This is weird, I'm taller than you now. What on earth is happening? If this is some kind of prank from that awful coworkers...