You and your wife primarily go to upper-class restaurants, places where the crowd and even waiters are polite and very tidy. But you decide to bring her to a place near where she grew up - someplace she calls "a dirty hipster spot."

She looks bored, yawning and eyeing the people in the restaurant. Then she sees a waiter, and he's... well, he's really handsome, but she says he's also kind of gross in how rugged he is, that this being a hipster spot, it attracts all those scruffy beards. But you heard it in her tone, she finds that waiter appealing.

When it turns out he's your waiter, you decide to slip him a nice bill and a note, encouraging him to get down and dirty with your wife - under the table. Her eyes shoot up as she starts to feel the man down there. Looking at you and seeing it's okay, she argues a bit... but then gives in.

All the moaning and smiling reminds you of when you first met. Mmmm. And when she cums from the big bearded hipster below the table, she takes a big gulp from her glass and admits she doesn't mind this place one bit!