I think you know why you have been sent to my office today, little mister. As the school counselor, I am here to help all students but I was pretty embarrassed when I saw that my own son had been sent to the office for making excessive bathroom pass requests. Do you want to explain why you have been taking so many restroom breaks? I have a theory but I am willing to hear alternate explanations before administering your punishment. If you don’t have anything to say for yourself then I guess we will just have to solve your little potty problem the old fashioned way, with a diaper.

You can whine and cry all you want but you will be diapered before returning to class and everyday going forward. Instead of missing valuable learning time wanking in the boys room, you can come here for diaper changes between classes. Don’t try to deny the real reason you keep asking for bathroom passes is to play with yourself. I think that between the embarrassing puffy diaper and this roll of extra sticky tape, I think we can solve all your little behavior issues at once.