Your girlfriend isn't the smartest, but you give her some credit with her idea that your cum eating must be something really fancy, really elegant in other countries. She's confusing this, of course, with WINE tasting. But it's amusing to hear. And takes away from the awkwardness of her having walked in on you taking a load. She talks all about how you could really perfect it, make a real art of it, and join in on cum tasting parties! It's really all very exciting to her before she realizes...

Ahhh she realizes she's confused it with wine tasting. Hm. But that gives her another idea, you should open up a cum tasting restaurant! People would come in, sit at a table that has a picture of their jerk-off preference above it, and they'd jerk off right into their glasses. THEN switch them!

She thinks you could get really good, could get involved with all sorts of cum from many different types of people. Even though she initially had it confused, she's made cum tasting so much more interesting. And she begs you to show her how to taste it properly in a fancy setting. Go on then, fill a glass up and take it so sophisticated-like.