I've heard about people like you. Your parents didn't snip the tip off, huh? Let me see it. Come on then. I need to see what this nasty thing looks like, immediately.

Oh fuck, I might fucking throw up right now. This is sad. Sex isn't even something that will ever happen for you, huh? Even if it does, I just bet that the girl will take one look and barf on that fucking disgusting... THING.

I'll help you out here. That's why you came, right? I mean, you know I wouldn't want that near me. Not long enough around me before I take action. Let's pull that skin... yeah... okay, let me grab my scissors.

Oh man, all I have are these little eyebrow clipping scissors. Hm. This would be really painful. It's kind of old and looking a little rough now. This doesn't seem very safe. YOU better do it