I've been asked out by you, the office stud but I'm suspicious, as I've been burned by men before. In fact, I'd say I've been "sh.!t on" my whole adult life. I've invited you over to have a dinner I've made all by myself, but before you eat, I take you down to my basement to show you my invention. Little did you know, I happen to have an engineering degree. I shackle you to my creation, making sure you're secure and can't get free. Perfect. Now it's time to exact revenge! I've been preparing your "meal" all day long. I usually eat pretty healthily, but today I had Mexican for lunch! Hope you're hungry, stud! Open wide and take my dump so I can take your photo and share it with all the girls from the office