Its wonderful to be me. NOLA vacation, shopping binges, and tonnns of hot vacay hookups... all on your dime! Wait until you hear about the gorgeous guy coming over tonight. I met him in the French Quarter, and he was so sexy we just started making out right in the bar! You know me, I can never resist anything with a big dick and money, and well, this guy WAS amazing, sooo... he's coming over as soon I'm done filming this! Sucks to be you, stuck at home and watching your dream girl get fucked from afar. Not that you would ever have a chance with me. "Cuckold wimp" isn't exactly a title that gets me wet haha.